by neighbors | Jul 27, 2022 | Pastor's Blog
I always hated those “Where’s Waldo?” books. It always took me forever to find him. There were always too many distractions. I guess that was the point of the puzzle, but I often found it exhausting. I thought it was difficult to see him with all the other things...
by neighbors | Jul 14, 2022 | Pastor's Blog
Do the Charmin bears ever talk about anything else? I see these bears on TV quite often and they seem quite obsessed with toilet paper. With every free moment, their discussions consist only of the discomfort of the derriere. They either feel dry, itchy or linty....
by neighbors | Jun 30, 2022 | Pastor's Blog
Before I begin with this story, I need to make one thing clear. I’m a dog. A full-sized, 16-pound, Peek-a-Poo. I’m not a designer dog and I’m not a mutt. I’m a true light of genuine uniqueness. I am beautiful, I am special, and I am me. My name is Murray. For...
by neighbors | Jun 15, 2022 | Pastor's Blog
“Have you ever been to a drag show?” The question was asked of me following one of our church services. I must admit, the query caught me a bit off guard. Not because of the topic, but because anyone who knows me, is most likely aware that I rarely go to anything. ...
by neighbors | Mar 26, 2022 | Pastor's Blog
The first joke I ever wrote for stand-up comedy was based on Jesus. I pondered what life as a child and teenager must have been like for Jesus and his friends and family. Did he ever get scolded for playing on the water? Was he always crowned prom king in high...
